Got up really early cos I couldn’t sleep and then felt tired so went back to bed til... 1pm!
And that was only because my sister came over asking for money. Again.
She called me a lazy slob 
So I pulled some clothes on and walked to the shop with her where she moaned that my local Tesco wasn’t as good as her local Co-op.
She sat on the phone for the rest of the afternoon. Every other word that spewed from her mouth was that word that starts with F.
Disgusting behaviour!
She’s just left after spending the evening preparing a Powerpoint presentation on Mum’s laptop. - That won't work anymore then! - She has a job interview tomorrow. She’s really nervous of course but I think she did well. She just has to remember how to pronounce “Specific” 
I’m sure I’ll get a phonecall early tomorrow morning with cries of “THE FILE WON’T F***ING OPEN!” or something similar..
We only had one raised voice conversation. After dinner, I was tidying the kitchen and she told me to “Be quiet!" Cos she was concentrating!
Well if she hadn’t insisted on needing to use 4 saucepans, I could’ve been quieter..!
I love her really... And “soon” we’ll be sharing a flat. I’m sure we’ll come to blows on an almost daily basis then 
This entire blog post is fake. I'm still in that snazzy hotel really...D