I have a heap of eBay auctions finishing in about 15 minutes and they're all doing veeery well.. So I'm just going to type in this box now until they finish and then I won't be tempted to keep clicking refresh every 30 seconds to see what's going on and then feeling like shit that I haven't earned another 50p

Today I went to Asda. Big deal? Well it was a bigger deal than usual as It's been closed for months while they moved everything around and got rid of the asbestos. We were going to make an afternoon of it but didn't leave the house til about 3pm and needed to be back by 4:30 so..

I went wandering off to get a few things (Mayo, Ketchup, Lemonade) but forgetting that I wasn't the one with the trolley, ended up building a nice pile of stuff on the floor and hoped my mum would pass me. I must've looked a fool.

And of course everything's in a different place. I never did find any ham. There should be a standardized aisle layout that all supermarkets must conform to. *grumble grumble*

The only other exciting thing that happened was in the toilet roll aisle. I was the one who bought it last time. And I chose some posh stuff.. double quilted, bobbly, soft.. you get the idea. So, now it seems we have to buy that all the time! and my mum had to look at every type before we settled on the most expensive kind in the shop.. Gah.. it's only loo roll!

Nearly had a fight on the way home as I mentioned that I'd be watching the TV tomorrow night so Mummy can't.. She didn't agree and I nearly started shouting. Luckily she remembered that, actually, she was going out tomorrow night so I'm able to watch Freddie Arsenal in peace! Woo!

Wow 15 minutes does go fast.. I'm now £100 better off! Yipee!!

Or did he just have a beastial change?

It's called Jaws Unleashed It's shite.

This one was pinched from under CJ's nose. Hah!

1. Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?
In the unlikely event that you find a fault with one of our products, please return the title to the retailer where it was purchased for a full product exchange. Please refer to your local retailer for the condition governing the exchange of purchased products.

2. If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?
One of my speakers

3. What’s the last program you watched on tv?
American Dad

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
er.. about 14:30 (ok.. 14:44)

5. Except the computer, what can you hear right now?
My mum shouting "I'm ready!" So it's (almost) time to leave the flat.

6. When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?
Getting the washing in off the line

7. What are you wearing?
A coat cos I'm about to go out.

8. Did you dream last night? If you did, what about?
That needs it's own blogpost

9. When was the last time you laughed?
Not last couple days.. been unlaughish

10. What’s on the walls, in the room you’re in right now?
Yellow paint and some photos

11. Have you seen anything strange lately?
This Meme

12. What do you think about this meme?
It's strange

13. What’s the last film you saw?
I sobbed my way through Ghost last weekend

14. If you became a multimillionaire, what would you do with the money?
Buy stuff.. travel, give it to people I love.

15. Tell us something about yourself that most people don’t know.
What do you want to know?

16. If you could change ONE THING in this world, without regarding politics or bad guilt - what would it be?
Switch realities

17. Do you like dancing?
Not the type of dancing that requires skill

18. George Bush?
He's a pillock

19. What do you want your children’s names to be, girl/boy?
Alex but it changes randomly

20. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Have done although it was only a consideration

21. What do you want God to tell you, when you come to heaven?
That Heaven existed and could be whatever I wanted it to

22. Who should do this meme?
People who think meme's are silly and don't do them! Muhahaha!

Because, Some lovely 12 year old kid (Maybe) has just purchased a PC game I'm selling and 2 minutes later, sent an email saying they don't actually want it.

Why?

Oh, I thought this was a Playstation game!

Never mind the fact that there is a picture and "PC game" is mentioned at least 3 times..!!

They are soooo getting negged...

The little shite lives in Liverpool if anyone feels like doing some damage.