While my insides slowly wither and die over the next.. oh.. hour or so.. I will write nice things about my day.

I had my hair cut. I now look like an 80’s rock star (The male variety) and some lucky hairdresser now knows everything about me. How do they manage to extract such a lot of information from you in such a small amount of time? Why does it take twice as long to blow-dry my hair than it did to cut it? Why is it necessary to cover my head in so many different sprays, creams, things??

I swear hairdressers are spies, they all meet up once in a while and dish the dirt on the world population.

Oh yippee!! We pulled one back! See? This typing is spurring making my team play better wooooo!!!!

Anyway.. hmmm after being robbed at the hair salon, I treated myself to a 5 cheese pizza and a bottle of girly drink. (little one). This won’t be a regular thing. I then came home and played Kula World all afternoon.

And that’s about it really, I am now off to play detective as it would seem that Freddie is not plaaaying WHY NOT?

So I searched every drawer, every cupboard, everywhere within a light year of the television. No games. Well. I found SSX3 but I've plaayed that to death. I wanted OTHER ones.

The ones in a CD Wallet that would seem to have miraculously disappeared off the face of the planet.

But during my travels, I found my BopIt, so have had endless...? fun playing with that instead.

Hmmm I decided to dig out some old footy magazines that reside on the bottom shelf of my cupboard. (Yeah, to look at the pictures )

Guess what was on top of that pile?

Yep.

Shame it's almost bedtime now and I still have to wash my hair.

But tomorrow is another day and I can play then. (After a painfully dull morning in the land of the Jobcentre.)

Ooh my life is sooo thrilling!

*Wishes I could be in London with fun people*

I was going to write a nice fluffy post about how much I'm loving my week home alone.

One of the reasons being that I can sit down and play my PS2 without having to book a timeslot to use the television.

But....

Today I decided to do just that.. and...

I CAN'T FIND MY GAMES!!

Oh and in other news, my PC is about to die. It's making weird noises.. like something is attempting to work, but is struggling. Being the silly fool I am, I'm still going to use it anyway. I know nothing about the inside of PCs..

All I need now is a power-cut and my evening will be ruined.

Got up really early cos I couldn’t sleep and then felt tired so went back to bed til... 1pm!

And that was only because my sister came over asking for money. Again.

She called me a lazy slob

So I pulled some clothes on and walked to the shop with her where she moaned that my local Tesco wasn’t as good as her local Co-op.

She sat on the phone for the rest of the afternoon. Every other word that spewed from her mouth was that word that starts with F.

Disgusting behaviour!

She’s just left after spending the evening preparing a Powerpoint presentation on Mum’s laptop. - That won't work anymore then! - She has a job interview tomorrow. She’s really nervous of course but I think she did well. She just has to remember how to pronounce “Specific”

I’m sure I’ll get a phonecall early tomorrow morning with cries of “THE FILE WON’T F***ING OPEN!” or something similar..

We only had one raised voice conversation. After dinner, I was tidying the kitchen and she told me to “Be quiet!" Cos she was concentrating!

Well if she hadn’t insisted on needing to use 4 saucepans, I could’ve been quieter..!

I love her really... And “soon” we’ll be sharing a flat. I’m sure we’ll come to blows on an almost daily basis then

This entire blog post is fake. I'm still in that snazzy hotel really...

Why am I hearing quiet, tinny 'music'..?

It's really creepy...

Last night was the first time in my life I've felt a truly physical need to pour alcohol down my throat.

Cazza the Alcoholic doesn't really suit me does it..?

My glass has remained empty tonight. *phew*

But it could have something to do with the gay porn site that Jenni has linked me to.

It's strangely soothing to read about love affairs between Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard...!

*Closes that Firefox window and pours a glass of Bacardi and Coke*

I'd rather be an alcoholic than a perv!

Pfft.

I'm also a Canadian sports-a-holic, a boat, a person who died in 1850 and an author of spaghetti sounding books.

No mention of me though.. Thank GOD!

I promised adamantixx that I would throw a six month Blog party.

Noo not a party that lasts for that long.. just a party because it seems today is my six month Blog birthday.

*lets off one lonely party popper*

*blows solitary whistle thing*

Yeah, I'm not in the mood either.

Bloody Bolton

Guess who this was stolen from?

Three things that scare me:
1 Ants
2 The dark
3 Fire

Three people who make me laugh:
1 Everyone in Buzzcocks. (And it's on in a minute YAY!)
2 Stewie Griffin
3 Nick in My Family

Three Things I love:
1 Arsenal
2 Being in love
3 Junk food

Three Things I hate:
1 Popcorn
2 Ironing
3 ManU

Three things I don't understand:
1 Why the coldest temperature can't be below -273 degrees
2 Swedish
3 Why Freddie and/or Erik won't just run through my front door right now and propose

Three things on my desk:
1 Hair Scrunchie
2 Pen
3 Computer Games

Three things I'm doing right now:
1 This Meme
2 Playing Sonic CD
3 Annoying Zvone

Three things I want to do before I die:
1 Live
2 Drive across America with Ros
3 Go see Arsenal at the Emirates (not drawing 1:1!)

Three things I can do:
1 Idle away the time
2 Put on weight by just looking towards a Pizza Hut
3 Read & Write

Three ways to describe my personality:
1 Weird
2 Shy
3 Insane

Three things I can't do:
1 Watch TV whenever I want!
2 See properly
3 Talk about serious stuff

“Are you off to the gym?”

Er no..

That’s what some lovely person I don’t actually know asked me today.. I’m sure they were just being nice, but I was so glad to leave Tescos!

Was it because I look as if I need a trip to the gym? Hell, I look as if I need to take residence in one for a year!

On the other hand it could just be that I was wearing my ‘Doss about the house’ tracksuit bottoms and the ‘I’m a bit chilly, let’s just throw on this jacket’ jacket, both of which have the ‘athletic’ stripes down the arm/leg.

Later, my mum commented on the same thing “Ooh! You look sporty today.”

This made me laugh. Not a good idea as I was downing a glass of blackcurrant at the time so.. yes most of that went down my top. The result being now I look a complete mess rather than just a slight mess.

(A perfect way to look before curling up to watch Desperate Housewives then..!)

Yea yea. I'm sure you've all seen this but it's brill.

I have a heap of eBay auctions finishing in about 15 minutes and they're all doing veeery well.. So I'm just going to type in this box now until they finish and then I won't be tempted to keep clicking refresh every 30 seconds to see what's going on and then feeling like shit that I haven't earned another 50p

Today I went to Asda. Big deal? Well it was a bigger deal than usual as It's been closed for months while they moved everything around and got rid of the asbestos. We were going to make an afternoon of it but didn't leave the house til about 3pm and needed to be back by 4:30 so..

I went wandering off to get a few things (Mayo, Ketchup, Lemonade) but forgetting that I wasn't the one with the trolley, ended up building a nice pile of stuff on the floor and hoped my mum would pass me. I must've looked a fool.

And of course everything's in a different place. I never did find any ham. There should be a standardized aisle layout that all supermarkets must conform to. *grumble grumble*

The only other exciting thing that happened was in the toilet roll aisle. I was the one who bought it last time. And I chose some posh stuff.. double quilted, bobbly, soft.. you get the idea. So, now it seems we have to buy that all the time! and my mum had to look at every type before we settled on the most expensive kind in the shop.. Gah.. it's only loo roll!

Nearly had a fight on the way home as I mentioned that I'd be watching the TV tomorrow night so Mummy can't.. She didn't agree and I nearly started shouting. Luckily she remembered that, actually, she was going out tomorrow night so I'm able to watch Freddie Arsenal in peace! Woo!

Wow 15 minutes does go fast.. I'm now £100 better off! Yipee!!

Or did he just have a beastial change?

It's called Jaws Unleashed It's shite.

This one was pinched from under CJ's nose. Hah!

1. Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?
In the unlikely event that you find a fault with one of our products, please return the title to the retailer where it was purchased for a full product exchange. Please refer to your local retailer for the condition governing the exchange of purchased products.

2. If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?
One of my speakers

3. What’s the last program you watched on tv?
American Dad

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
er.. about 14:30 (ok.. 14:44 )

5. Except the computer, what can you hear right now?
My mum shouting "I'm ready!" So it's (almost) time to leave the flat.

6. When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?
Getting the washing in off the line

7. What are you wearing?
A coat cos I'm about to go out.

8. Did you dream last night? If you did, what about?
That needs it's own blogpost

9. When was the last time you laughed?
Not last couple days.. been unlaughish

10. What’s on the walls, in the room you’re in right now?
Yellow paint and some photos

11. Have you seen anything strange lately?
This Meme

12. What do you think about this meme?
It's strange

13. What’s the last film you saw?
I sobbed my way through Ghost last weekend

14. If you became a multimillionaire, what would you do with the money?
Buy stuff.. travel, give it to people I love.

15. Tell us something about yourself that most people don’t know.
What do you want to know?

16. If you could change ONE THING in this world, without regarding politics or bad guilt - what would it be?
Switch realities

17. Do you like dancing?
Not the type of dancing that requires skill

18. George Bush?
He's a pillock

19. What do you want your children’s names to be, girl/boy?
Alex but it changes randomly

20. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Have done although it was only a consideration

21. What do you want God to tell you, when you come to heaven?
That Heaven existed and could be whatever I wanted it to

22. Who should do this meme?
People who think meme's are silly and don't do them! Muhahaha!

Because, Some lovely 12 year old kid (Maybe) has just purchased a PC game I'm selling and 2 minutes later, sent an email saying they don't actually want it.

Why?

Oh, I thought this was a Playstation game!

Never mind the fact that there is a picture and "PC game" is mentioned at least 3 times..!!

They are soooo getting negged...

The little shite lives in Liverpool if anyone feels like doing some damage.

This one was swiped from... er... Oh yes.. The chicken who loves Tea.

1. My ex is still....
...In Croatia

2. I'm listening to....
...Some Eurodance stuff

3. Maybe I should...
...Go and dry the dishes

4. I love...
...Looking at piccies of Freddie in his underwear.

5. My best friends...
...are the best

6.I dont understand...
...Swedish

8. I miss...
...being a kid

9. The meaning of my screen name is...
...don't ask me, My drunk friend made it up..

10. Love is...
...Something that just happens

11. Somewhere, someone is...
...having a poo

12. I will never...
...Take people for granted

13. Forever seems like...
...A bloody long time!

14. I never ever want to lose...
...my hearing. (cos then I'll be really screwed!)

15. My cell phone...
...does everything (I need it to do and a bit more)

16. When I wake up in the morning...
...I have my breakfast and then crawl back under the covers and think about..

17. I get annoyed at...
...People who don't give a damn

18. Parties are...
...overrated

19. My pets are...
...Unalive

20. Kisses are...
...magical

21. Today I...
...Played Sonic

22. I really want...
...To be given a chance to prove I can work

Which do I watch and which do I video?

Lost, the new series is on at 10pm (woo!)
Match of the Day 2, Potential Erik fest is on at 10pm (woo!)

I'm doomed for the foreseeable future aren't I.. Any other night of the week and TV is boring...!

Memes are coming thick and fast eek!

Nicked from Ros (duh..!)

Something purple within 5 feet of you:
My blog

How long can you hold your breath underwater?
Long enough to blow bubbles to the tune of The Real Slim Shady.

The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave?
I knew the Sheva shirt should've been microwaved..!

How much Japanese do you know?
Konnichiwa

Sparkly things?
Eeeh..? Er.. A chain round my neck. That's all for today.

Ever crash a car, been in accidents?
Nothing serious.

Do you look good in yellow?
Who cares.. I wear things cos they're comfy.

Do you sing?
Yes. It gets me through the day

Ever sang in front of a crowd?
Talent show on holiday.. I came 3rd.. it was fixed though.. the girl who won it was shite!

Do you dance?
Erm.. No

Is your hair long enough to chew on?
It is now.

Least favourite colour?
I don't really have one.

Favourite kind of pizza?
Pepperoni.

Ever had Dippin' Dots?
And Google says..? mmm gimme!

Ever played an instrument?
Not properly.. Just messin' about

Do you own your own car?
No, they don't let people like me out on the road!

What kind of car is it?
Learn to read.

Do you want to get married?
Yep

At what age do you want to have kids?
Whenever I feel like having kids.

How many kids?
Not too many. 2-3

You thought I was weird with my drooling over Erik and Freddie and Pedro and Robert Pires and Batigol and etc etc etc?? Yes you did..

Now you'll see I'm.. er... normal..

A man with power drives me wild. So, of course I fancy the most powerful man in the country. I know Tony Blair's not a hunk. But all that authority fills me with lust.

Every day, I scour the newspapers frantically to find his photo. I even keep a picture of him in my wallet.

I dream about what it must be like to be Cherie, by his side in the thick of it. So exciting.

I'd love to see Tony in the flesh. That's why I've dragged my mum Sue, 47, to Downing Street three times now. We stood for hours, but didn't even catch a glimpse of him.

So, my next plan is to do a politics A level. I'd love to become an MP, just to get close to Tony.

I'm totally potty about political totty. And Tony can turn me red any time he fancies!

(It was in a magazine I was reading at dinnertime.. I nearly choked on my baked beans!)

Oh, and the mad woman is only 20!

And that’s the most politics you’ll ever see on my Blog.. EVER!

I invested in acquired some translation dictionaries for my phone. One of them is an English-Croatian-English dictionary. (Another is a Swedish one! OH YAY!)

Unfortunately it appears it's just ever so slightly.. crap..

"Hello, Kukavica!" I greeted Zvone one afternoon. I was showing off my extensive new Croatian vocab.

He didn't take it too well..

"Why did you call me a COWARD?!?!"

"I didn't mean to..."

Why does the dictionary say Kukavica means Rabbit????

On a more successful note...

Darijo Srna, (No, he's not a friend of mine..!) is actually called Darijo Deer. Which is cool as Deer is one of my favourite words to use out of context.

What worries me is that people actually pay money for these dictionaries... They're gonna be the cause of World War III? "What did you call me??"

I know you're all dying to know what I've been up to all this week..

Did I go somewhere exotic? Nah..
Did I spend the week in bed with a delicious male specimen? Nah..
Did I get abducted by aliens? Nah..

In fact.. I didn't do anything *exciting*.. you've come to expect that from me anyway.

I played a lot of video games.. I listed a lot of games on eBay.. and whatever profit I was planning on making on those has been squashed cos I've also bought a lot of games on eBay.. (and I received one today without a box and the seller is a bitch!) grrrumble..

I now have too many of these games things..

I spent a day with Jenni, I spent another day with my sister (Which we spent sat in front of the PS2.)

I played some Pro Evo with Guitarist.. Pro Evo Server is now a ghost town as it would seem everyone has upgraded to the new version now. Ah well.. it was fun while it lasted.. *cries*

You'd assume I'd be dreaming of pixels for at least the next month right? Wrong.. Because, I did have a little time to discover.. The best site on the internet. (for me anyway..)

Soo.. all my dreams are sweet.

Lalalalalaaaaa

*dead*

Yeah.. I had a week of not blogging.. It sucked a bit so I came back.. awww

(I promise it will never happen again)

I see someone has kicked me off their friends list though.. well fine..

I missed everyone..!! drinks are on me til 10pm!

Not forever..

Hope whoever is blogmeeting this weekend has an ace time. Wish I could go too.

But I'm going to take a break from Blog-land for a bit.. It's become a bit tiresome lately.. my heart isn't in it.. Dunno why.. another phase of blah I suppose.

My mum had to attend a training/skill-building/bonding session today with her workmates. It was held at St Mary's stadium (sorry Sean)!

Now, my mum hates football.. OK that's an understatement, she despises it and one mention of anything football related sends her into non-listening mode.

So, how come she came home moaning because whilst she was off doing something else, her colleagues managed to sweet-talk their way out onto the pitch?

(Lucky them)

I'm surprised my mum knows what a football pitch is.

It's been going around in my head for the past week so I thought I'd inflict on you lot.

Now I just have to find the mp3

Oh. and did I ever mention that.. I HATE CHELSEA? grrrrrumble..

I applied for 2 jobs today 2 jobs! YAY me.. That’s what I call dedication.. Not that I’ll get them, mind.. One is for a junior web designer which would be great except I’m a bit old for Juniorness. The other stated “NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED” in big letters. That phrase doesn’t come up too often!

Other than that, I’ve been doing phone things.. I was on eBay looking for a mobile to replace my 6600 and narrowed it down to a few.. then I noticed that according to the Nokia site, the battery life for the 6600 is supposed to be better than the phones I was looking to replace it with.. I know these times are exaggerated 10fold but I figured I should maybe just replace the battery first, especially as my old phone (N-Gage) seemed to last for yonks before it needed a charge.

And I do like my phone. (It’s not mine really, It’s my sister’s and she’s itching for me to sell it so she’ll get a bit of cash..!!)

So I discovered that me and my mum’s phone take the same battery. I’ve swapped them over.. ssssh! (It’s just an experiment you understand..!)

OK, that’s enough about phones. No more phone talk for a while. It’s dull isn’t it...

*Wanders off to listen to my groovey new ringtone*

I had a lovely dream. I dreamt I went to visit my Dad because it was my half-sister's 1st birthday and I'd never seen her before.

She was so cute.. all dressed in pink and she called me Cazza and I was absolutely besotted with her...!!

She called my sister Kaka..!

I was so annoyed when I woke up and realised that little Molly doesn't exist

So I'll just do this meme that Ros decided to share with the world!

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing

Q: How much alcohol did you have this week?
A: Not a single drop (ooh)

Q: Do you eat gas station food?
A: err...

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Nah. They'd find me annoying

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: One

Q: Ever been to rehab/jail?
A: No not yet

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: You make it sound like a regular thing.. Never

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I still have no idea.

Q: Do you have a car?
A: No. I'm not allowed to drive!!

Q: If you could meet one celebrity, who would it be?
A: hmm.. Freddie or Bastard.. could I meet them both?

LAST:
Q: Friend(s) you saw?
A: Margaret

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Ploppikins (via SMS.) it's the same thing! So there!

Q: Person who called you?
A: Jenni

Q: Person you called?
A: Jenni

Q: Person you hugged?
A: My mum

FAVOURITE:
Q: Number?
A: 17

Q: Color?
A: Yellow or Purple

Q: Season?
A: Spring

CURRENTLY:
Q: Missing someone?
A: Not really

Q: Mood?
A: pffft..

Q: Listening to?
A: I'm not. which is unusual..

Q: Watching?
A: These words appear on the screen

Q: Worrying about?
A: Don't get me started...

RANDOM:
Q: First thing you did this morning?
A: Yelled at my mum cos she left the front door open so I couldn't go for a pee in case someone saw me running into the bathroom with no clothes on

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: The usual

Q: What's annoying you right now?
A: My phone.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: ZZZZZidane..

Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
A: Of course. Guess who?

Q: Do you think that person is thinking of you too?
A: Erm.. probably not, no

Q: Where is the last place you visited?
A: Tesco

Q: Do you smile often?
A: NO

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: Green

Q: What was your last thought before you went to sleep last night?
A: mmmmm guess

Sorry for blog rejection today.. Been sorting my phone out. Fixed my mem card, but lost SMS settings and other delights so *ew* and stuff.. Now bluetooth is up the creek too. i.e. it's totally dead!

Least I can still take photos. (even if it is of leftover sweeties )

Got up *early* and had a run around the car boot sale. Didn't acquire as much junk as last week although one fellow was trying his hardest to sell me everything on his table.

MAN: You can have these golf clubs for £3.
ME: Erm. No thank you. I don't play golf.
MAN: You could always start to play!
ME: I can't see the ball!
MAN: Oh! How about this box of records?
ME: (Walking away) Um, I don't have a record player..
MAN: It's a book! The Guinness Book of Records!

The man on the next stall thought that was hilarious.. I chose to make my escape.

A while later I came across a small boy who was talking to a woman selling toy cars.

BOY: Doesn't your son play with cars anymore?
WOMAN: No, He prefers to play with girls now. He's 16!
BOY: EW! I don't like girls!

Went to PC World (yuck yuck yuck) and got me a card reader. Bloody expensive shop.. OK so the lovely card reader will show me what's on my knackered MMC card but won't let me open anything on it.. I've reformatted it now so don't know if I should keep this or.. buy a new one.. or buy a new phone cos my phone dies every 24 hours or something ridiculously short like that..

Yesterday I met up with my friend Margaret. She emailed me to say she'd pick me up in her BTW at about 2pm and I got all excited, thinking she had a BMW.. ooh no.. BTW actually stands for Better Than Walking. I was soo disappointed! Anyway.. we went out for.. fish n' chips.. and today me and mum got a Burger King so I suppose tomorrow I should eat lettuce! grrr

I've spent the afternoon crying cos of the stupid football.. Don't wanna talk about it *sob*

This wasn't another stumble. But I stumbled over something similar, although not half as "fun" as this one.

How well do you know Europe?

I got 27/45

You can do this quiz that I scored a pitiful 59 points on.

It was just last night that I was having a squizz at new mobile phones.

Now today, The memory card in my current phone has decided to DIE.

Bye bye lots of pictures, tunes, games, 2 years of text messages.. etc etc..

I'll try to fix it when I come home but I don't see how.. AAAAARGH!

Last week I had a little panic.

Well, finally today, Buyer person decides to leave feedback.

Very quick very efficient and fantastic better than picture

Now all I'm waiting for is the email saying.. "I've left you feedback by mistake and in actual fact the dress is sh*t.."

OK OK, I've calmed down now.. and tomorrow the disgusting trousers should be delivered. JOY..

Yummy KitKats and Smarties.. See.. I have to eat these now. Being stood up by Trick or Treaters is not on!

I’ll just ignore the bag of Drumstick lollies in my drawer.. I almost died when I saw they did bags of those..!

But this is beside the point.

I love chicken.

But one day, a few years ago, I got a bit tired of eating the breast of a chicken and decided I actually preferred chicken legs.

My mum was, of course, over the moon as this meant we could share the meat without any arguments.

Unfortunately, My mum took “I prefer the legs” to mean “I hate breasts”

So I didn’t see Chicken Breasts very often for quite a long time.

This is boring isn’t it. But there is a point. Albeit a small one.

The other week, my mum bought home a chicken we had to.. *shudder* cook ourselves rather than our usual pre cooked, “pick at it in the car on the way home” variety.

While it was cooking, the smell. Well.. it was out of this world..! You don’t get such an aroma from the ASDA over-the-counter flavour.

It just fell off the bone, the skin was crisp and crunchy, rather than slimy and the taste.. mmm much nicer..

I commented that I don’t think I’d ever had such a nice chicken before.

So she bought another one home tonight.

“OOH! Another DIY chicken!”

“Well, you said you didn’t like the pre-cooked ones anymore!”

Did I?

Gaaaah..

Hmmmm

That pretty much sums it up.

My day wasn't busy at all.

I went browsing the charity shops today, got 3 games for selling on eBay, The Longest Journey (best game ever if you ask me), Baldur's Gate II and Grand Prix 4.

Money for Cazza! YEAH!

Came home, my mp3 player seemed to think that it had 0% charge yet still entertained me on the bus so.. strange technology..
Blogged a little..
Hoovered every room in our flat
Got the washing in - My mum is the only person who still hangs out the washing in the cold.
Sorted out the underwear and put away the towels and made a nice ironing pile for mummy
Had dinner (fish fingers)
Listened to my mum hoover the flat. Banged head on table.
Little more blogging
Sorted out how much money I owed my mum. Grrrr! (too much)
Watched Buzzcocks and had a bowl of chocolate ice cream.. mmmm..

See.. I didn't do anything interesting.. but then I'm a total loser so what did you expect hmm?

Everytime I sit down to read blogs, Something distracts me.

Now I have TV to watch!!

see you later

I have to go do housework now

No not really.. that's an oxymoron.

For adults anyway.

Well actually there was this one time on the bus when.. OK.. I won't talk about that

Anyway....

On the bus today there were about 15 small children. All screaming in excitement because they were about to board a bus.. bless..!! Apparently, according to one of the overly chatty adults with them, they were getting the bus into town and getting the train home later and the kids had been excited about this for weeks because most of them had never ridden on public transport before.

I thought this was really cute.. Who needs expensive toys when you can catch the number 44

Top 10 Worst Company URLs

I asked Zvone for some piccies of the Barcelona player, Eidur Gudjohsen. (cos he's fit).

What did I receive? 2 piccies of him, and this.

He's a brief of what happened..

Cazza: errrrrrm
Cazza: 2 pics and one of a fat guy.. thanks
zvone: fat guy?
Cazza: well not fit guy!
zvone: thats him
Cazza: errrrrr no
zvone: hmmm
zvone: He is War Criminal!!
Cazza: he isn't! he's fit football player
zvone: I needed him for my work

I suppose playing for Chelsea is almost as a bad as being a War Criminal.

I'll post the proper piccies on my *cough* other *cough* blog later

I sell nice clothes. I do I do I do!

My wife purchased the above trousers from you and to say the least i am disgusted with them. One of the pockets is flapping, there is a tear on the leg ( which is noticable) the waist band is ripped and between the legs are pulled apart/worn so would tear probably within the first wear, there is even a hard washed tissue in the pocket. None of this was noted in your description and if it was do you think she would have purchased them ???? When we sell items we only sell items that we would wear ourselves, i would use these as rags as they are definatly not fit for my wife. I am just so disappointed with them. I would appreciate you sending back my FULL money that i paid for them including the postage and i will return these to you once received. You can then sell them again if you like.If this doesn't happen then i have no option in reporting you to ebay and getting my refund from pay pal.

Bollocks. How did i miss all that stuff...???

Not heard anything about the dress yet..