Someone has replaced my sister with an alien being!

Normally, my sister is a video game hating, football hating, stressed out, can’t take a joke well girl.

So last night, when she came over, I was surprised to see her not just buying dinner but actually cooking it without demanding my help. Usually she would come through the door, head straight for the fridge to raid it then whine “what’s for dinner!?!?”

So we had these nifty bolognaise filled tortilla wraps and she stole my last choc ice (ah that’s more like the sister I know and love!) Then, while I was catching up on Lost, she asks me, “Oh, Can I play one of those puzzle games you play?” Oh my god!

I set her up with Syberia, which kept her entertained for at least 2 hours.. Damn! My PC won’t be mine when she’s here now.

I guess I pushed my luck when I asked her what she thought of Thierry Henry “S’alright, spose.” Strange..

When she got bored of that game, she went shopping on Play.com. with my account. Silly me for saving my passwords on here!

A giggle fit followed which also entailed a spit wiping contest and a lot of farting (her, not me!)

Please God! Give me back my real sister! I don’t like this one!

On Another Note: Just got a sms from my mum in Corfu. She didn't say she was having a nice time but at least she's alive, So it wasn't her spirit knocking everything off her window sill this morning then..!

From BBC News:

Aston Villa defender Olof Mellberg has been sent home from the Sweden squad ahead of their Euro 2008 qualifer qualifier with Liechtenstein after breaking a curfew.

Oopsy.. nothing to do with me that.. None. At. All.

He was in the company of Ibrahimovic (yawn) and Wilhelmsson (don’t really know him). See? No mention of Cartlionel!

It was his birthday on Monday and I forgot. That’s why.

Now he’s saying he won’t be playing for Sweden again while Lagerback is in charge.

For God’s sake.. Don’t be so selfish..! I want to see you play! I didn’t before, I know. I called you lots of horrible names. But I don’t mean them anymore! Grrr!

There’s also all these rumours flying about that Freddie hugged every Swedish player except Mellberg. Maybe He didn’t want a hug. That wouldn’t surprise me in the least based on their history of fighting

Anyway.. that’s enough reality morphing today...

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file on your PC.
2. Name it "work."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete work permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?

PS. This is a post-date experiment! I'm still in bed really!