My mum forced me to sip this honey and lemon crap.. It's AWFUL! It stinks of apple flavoured urine or something.. They should serve it to terrorists! It's vile!

I guess she can hear me coughing my guts up while she's trying to sleep. Very sure the guy next door can cos I was still awake way after 4am this morning and so was he, I could hear him talking. Probably plotting an evil way to shut me up permanently...!

After ditching the foul water, I decided to sip something nicer while Match of the Day was on. Vodka.

Oh and a bit of chocolate was nice too.

Robin van Persie's goal was absolutely.. wow.. and so was his little talking I'm a sucker for accents aren't I..

Saw a bit of Bastard too, and Freddie, and someone's bum. So, all in all, a good day of football

Today we went wandering around the Charity shops for a couple hours. We should’ve gone earlier as we arrived at Charity shop number 1 about the same time that football kicked off.

Jenni was at the Charlton-Arsenal game so I’d txt’d her beforehand to tell me when anything interesting happened.

“Ooh look! Freddie just ran onto the pitch” was the 14:35 message.

Ah she knows the kind of things I find interesting...

A couple of the charity shops were sensible enough to have their radio tuned into a football liking station so managed to discover that Villa and Chelsea drew. YES! Lots of Bastard viewing for me tonight! But most of the charity shops just had the local stations on so only got to hear 100 times that Saints scored in the 2nd minute.. Who cares...?

So I bought some Stephen King books as someone recommended I read them. I got one called Insomnia and another with a few short stories in called Everything's Eventual. I will start reading when I finish this silly romancey thing I’ve got at the moment..

I had a coughing fit in the British Heart Foundation. Oh I cannot wait for this cough to leave me alone. I was soo embarrassed. I ended up pretty much gasping for a drink. Luckily Woolies was just over the road.. aaahh..

Wouldn't surprise me if every customer fled for the door and the staff closed for a month to "disinfect the premises"

If i hear that George Advert one more time I will kick the telly.

Bloody annoying it is..

OK it's not, I just want to sing along everytime I see it. Which is too often..!

I'm 3 comments away from 2000!

YAY! ME!

So hmm.. Who will be the lucky person to help me reach my milestone?

Let's wait and see.

I suppose I've shot myself in the foot now, You're all going on comment strike!

It happens on eBay, my feedback was stuck on 999 for ages!!

I'm REALLY going out now.. bye..

OK we were meant to be going out at 10am. but it was raining so scaredy cat us stayed in.

Now, 4 hours later. we haven't done anything constructive (blogging isn't constructive??) and are only NOW going out.. despite the rain stopping about 3 hours and 45 minutes ago.

I could've been in bed all that time! zzzz...

I am feeling a lot better today, but I still hate getting up early on a Saturday. Especially when it turns out there's no need to.

Cough Cough Cough

It's keeping me awake at night. grrr.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Golda Meir to a visiting diplomat

Smell-O-Vision.

All I know about it is that it was a big thing for some charity show in the 90’s sometime. Probably Comic Relief.

Anyway, I am thinking “Smell-O-Web” should be invented somehow, by some really intelligent geeky genious.

And then, all the perfume and aftershave websites can have virtual smelliness so you know what all the scents smell like.

See, they’d make packets more money!

Oh, I suppose I should explain why I think this is a top idea..

There’s a lovely article from the Evening Standard magazine that Jenni swiped from a train carriage, bless her, entitled “Stalking Freddie - The Ultimate Guide”

OK, It’s actually called “My London”.

But it discusses all the places that Freddie goes to hang out/eat/visit etc etc..

And one of the questions was what aftershave he wears.

So, I need to know how this Issey Miyake stuff smells like without forking out 40quid for a bottle of it.

Going into a fragrance shop would just give me a giggle fit...

Oh well.. maybe if I go to one of these Asian restaurants he likes so much, He may show me

My mum was bored..

So, last night, for some strange reason, I suggested she start a blog here.

And she has.

Oh dear..