
We poured coke all over it. Flat coke. That I dont like anyway so nothing was wasted. This was followed quickly by the contents of an empty jar of mayo in soak.

As Id had spaghetti for my tea a couple of nights previously, There was some left. In it went. Added a few dollops of Mango Chutney for extra flavour! Did I mention that I was running low of margarine?

Thought wed throw some sugar in, for good measure, but we also spied some hundreds & thousands lurking on the top shelf so they were added for a bit of colour.

Mum made a lovely blackberry crumble last week but its a bit boring without ice-cream, which I have none of, so the remains of that were just taking up space in the fridge you know..

I wonder what Sheva likes for breakfast? Hope he likes Rice Krispies like I do. Then we added bleach, just for a laugh.. It smells awful!
And the next session, probably the final part. May, MAY make it smell very much worse.. we havent decided yet.
ViEiRA

You forgot to mention that blending the two components of blackberry crumble with water using a broken potato peeler is REALLY soothing and therapeutic!
Unorthodox, but good!