Its really messed up now!
We couldnt destroy it outside at my house cos the neighbours wouldve moaned, miserable sods. So instead, we put it in the sink.
This post may make you feel a little ill, apparently. Don't view it if you have a weak stomach, Have just eaten, Or are at all squeamish!!!!!
ViEiRA

You forgot to mention that blending the two components of blackberry crumble with water using a broken potato peeler is REALLY soothing and therapeutic!
Unorthodox, but good!